JESUS TELLS MAN IT’S OKAY TO TRESPASS AFTER HOURS

Matt Case - February 20th, 2024 - 6:45am PST 

SANDUSKY, Ohio — In an unusual incident, Carnel Gittens was found trespassing on the grounds of the Sandusky Library at 1:20 a.m., claiming divine sanction for his actions. Gittens, who has a history of being arrested for similar offenses at this library, insisted that this time was different because he had "checked with Christ" and "secured permission" from the Lord to be there after hours, according to police reports.

Authorities are familiar with Gittens due to his previous arrests for trespassing at the same location. Despite his claims of having divine approval for his late-night visit, local law enforcement and the community are left pondering the legitimacy of his assertion. As of now, there is no confirmation on whether a higher power will indeed vouch for Gittens at his forthcoming court appearance.